Joyce and the Boring Electric Bill
[06:42 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: hi
[06:42 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i am joyce
[06:42 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i am new online
[06:42 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: like to know more about u
[06:42 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: mmm
[06:43 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: how are u ?
[06:43 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: tell me joyce, what part of the country do you live in?
[06:44 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i am living in CA
[06:44 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: U?
[06:44 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: and let me gues… you’re from nigeria?
[06:45 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: nop
[06:45 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: what part is that
[06:45 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: in US
[06:45 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: where are you from originally then?
[06:46 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: CA
[06:46 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: CALIFORNIA
[06:46 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: u?
[06:47 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: didn’t you look at my profile?
[06:47 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: before you randomly sent me a message?
[06:47 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: yes
[06:47 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: well..
[06:48 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: you have your answer
[06:48 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: so what is it you’re looking for
[06:49 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i am looking for a serious relationship
[06:49 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: having trouble finding one in california?
[06:50 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: not really but i dont want to get a lover there
[06:51 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: cos many of the man i have met all they want is sex and leave me alone
[06:51 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: that’s a shame
[06:51 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: on them
[06:51 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: indeed
[06:52 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: so what do you do for a living?
[06:52 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i am a student just finish my school
[06:52 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: u?
[06:52 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: the same.. i graduate in a few months.
[06:52 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: what did you study?
[06:53 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i study business adminstration
[06:53 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: how delightful.
[06:53 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: what school?
[06:55 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: manchester metropolitan university
[06:56 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: manchester? I thought you said you were from CA?
[06:56 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: yes
[06:56 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: thats where i finish my school
[06:56 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: i see.
[06:56 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: that’s rather interesting.
[06:56 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: where else have you been?
[06:57 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: thats all ok
[06:57 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: tell me more about your parent ?
[06:58 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: They’re great. Considering I never mentioned them, I can hardly tell you more.
[06:59 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: Joyce, forgive me for being intrusive, but what is your native language?
[07:00 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: english
[07:00 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: u?
[07:00 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: the same.
[07:01 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: What part of Cali are you from? I used to live in AZ, so I’m curious.
[07:01 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: fowler
[07:02 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: never been that far north.
[07:02 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: I lived in Yuma for a few years.
[07:02 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: ok
[07:02 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: so what can u do for me now
[07:03 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i have a problemhere in california
[07:03 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i dont know may be u can help me out
[07:03 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: how horrible. I hate problems.
[07:03 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: so i dont know how u going to feel if i tell u
[07:03 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: really it my personal problem
[07:03 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: well, get out with it.
[07:03 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i will like to share with u
[07:04 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: so u know what
[07:04 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: Tell me joycejane, how I can be of service
[07:04 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i want u to thionk much very on it cos
[07:05 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i need to pay the bill for my electricity but i am not having complete money of it
[07:05 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: how awful!
[07:05 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: it is has been bordering me
[07:06 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i cant control myself on it
[07:06 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: thats why i have been so bored
[07:06 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i dont know what to do now
[07:07 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: That is indeed awful. Boredom and bordering from such and awful dilemma.
[07:07 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: Well, what would you suggest dear?
[07:07 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i dont really know
[07:08 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i am confused
[07:08 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: and bored.
[07:08 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: :-/
[07:09 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: ![]()
[07:09 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: Tell me joyce, do you have any children?
[07:09 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: nop
[07:10 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: Well, I would suggest putting your BA from Manchester to good use
[07:10 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: ok
[07:11 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: You see, a local industry of Fowler needs help
[07:11 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: ok
[07:12 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: but i need to solve this problem now
[07:12 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: and with your degree in business, I’m sure you could turn things around for these ladies, and - dare I say it - pay your boring electricity bill.
[07:12 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: Yes, you could get started tomorrow!
[07:12 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: You see, it’s quite simple
[07:12 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: but u dont seems to understand me
[07:12 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: not with your broken English.
[07:13 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i just finish
[07:13 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i am too shy to tell u that i am drop out
[07:13 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: such a shame.
[07:13 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: but i dont know what to do now
[07:13 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: You’ve been too shy to tell me the truth on many things, I suspect.
[07:14 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: How old are you Joyce?
[07:14 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: 26
[07:14 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: Are you pretty?
[07:15 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: I ask this question because it may help you with your problem.
[07:17 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i am truthful all through
[07:17 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i can say i am pretty ok
[07:17 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: if u wanna help me let me know ok
[07:17 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: I DO want to help you!
[07:17 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i will be greatful if u can
[07:18 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: GREAT
[07:18 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: this is what you do… go into the middle of your town
[07:18 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: There is a place
[07:18 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: where you can find
[07:18 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: ladies in attractive clothing
[07:19 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: talk to them, ask them what they do, and how much money they make
[07:19 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: then tell them you are an expert business adminstrator
[07:19 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: and they now are yo bitches
[07:19 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: and smack them upside the head
[07:20 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: and say
[07:20 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: BRING ME MY MONEY BITCH
[07:21 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: Joyce?
[07:21 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: what
[07:21 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: Are You There?
[07:21 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: u are not serious to help me
[07:22 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: Joyce, I am serious! You insult me!
[07:22 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: I am hurt
[07:23 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: nop but why have u
[07:24 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: this is serious business.
[07:24 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: I feel insulted by your accusations
[07:24 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: when all i really want is to help you pay your boring electricty bill.
[07:24 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: sorry for that ok
[07:25 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: I am willing to help
[07:25 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: but I want to know who I am helping
[07:27 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: ok
[07:28 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i know u should know but try to understand me
[07:28 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i will be very happy if u are going to be the one to make me feel happy about the money
[07:29 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: money is happiness!
[07:29 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: and by that measure…
[07:30 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: u know when i can balance the bill i am going to feel free
[07:31 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: I am very sad.
[07:31 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: why are u sad ?
[07:31 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: I have all these credit card numbers I stole
[07:32 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: and I don’t know what to do with them!!~1111
[07:32 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i dont want anything like credit card ok
[07:32 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: I don’t want to get you invovled my dear!
[07:32 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: but…
[07:32 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: if u want to help me
[07:32 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: it’s the only way
[07:32 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: u can help me pay for the bill
[07:32 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: rly.
[07:33 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: sorry… someone is knocking on the door
[07:33 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: lemme go check
[07:33 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: BLAM BLAM
[07:39 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: JOYCE
[07:39 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: hi
[07:39 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: ARE YOU THERE
[07:39 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i am here
[07:39 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: THIS IS AGENT MARCUS WITH THE FBI
[07:39 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: I NEED TO ASK YOU WHAT YOUR INVOVLEMENT IS WITH JEFFREY-D-99
[07:40 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: WE HAVE TRACED YOUR COMPUTER. NOT RESPONDING WILL ONLY PROVE YOUR GUILT
[07:40 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: what do u mean
[07:40 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i can understand u
[07:41 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED WITH THE MAN KNOWN AS JEFFREY-D-99
[07:41 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i just know u today
[07:41 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: THIS IS AGENT S. MARCUS
[07:42 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: YOU DO NOT KNOW ME
[07:42 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: whay
[07:42 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: MR JEFFREY HAS BEEN ARRESTED.
[07:42 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: why
[07:42 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: what has happen
[07:42 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: I NEED TO KNOW THE EXTENT OF YOUR INVOLVEMENT WITH HIM
[07:42 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: what do u mean
[07:43 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: HE STOLE 1000′S OF CREDIT CARD NUMBER THROUGH AN ILLEGAL HACKING SCHEME
[07:43 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: wow thats suck
[07:43 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i dont know him much
[07:43 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE SENT ALL THE NUMBERS TO “JOYCEJANE223″
[07:43 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: but i just knmow him today
[07:43 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: HIS PARTNER IN CRIM
[07:43 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i am new online
[07:44 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: WHERE ARE THE CREDIT CARD NUMBERS
[07:44 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: HE TOLD ME THAT HE SENT ALL THE DATA TO YOU
[07:44 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: nop’
[07:45 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: he did not send anything to me
[07:45 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: ok
[07:45 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: jeg
[07:45 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: jeff
[07:45 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: i know u are the one talking
[07:45 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: talk to me
[07:45 PM 01/27/2008] joycejane223: or i live
[07:45 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: I AM SENDING A UNIT TO YOUR LOCATION IN NIGERIA
[07:45 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: YOU WILL BE ARRESTED
[07:45 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: AND IMPRISONED
[07:46 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: ON THE COUNTS OF FRAUD AND PROSTITUTION
[07:46 PM 01/27/2008] jeffrey_d_99: AND BAD GRAMMAR

